king tut

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  • king tut – Republicans/Pet Sounds Sematary
    8:05
  • king tut – Yeah
    3:43
  • king tut – Diarrhea LOL
    2:55
  • king tut – Death-fuck Disco
    4:43
  • king tut – Sexy Republicans
    4:22
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• The history and story of King Tut
  
  Once upon a forgotten eon, there lived a group of real fucking douchebags who sometimes played music while simultaneously forcing upon themselves violent fits of inebriation. They were known as King Tut, or, to be more specific, Tut Sluts. Tut Sluts is also the name of an illustrious pancake house. The ringleader of this group, Matty McBridge, is notorious for his excessive perspiration, which is localized primarily and most significantly on his weenus. Peter is known for his erotic underbite and smelly boxers, whereas his girlfriend, Johnny Mo, is famous throughout the land for his inspirational flatulation and foot consumption. Rump Nut, the last and most important advocate for the Tut Sluts, allegedly craps a lot. Together, the four compatriots wreak havoc upon the nation, conquering the world via terribly insulting poop jokes. Commence pretentious recital of college vocabulary words: siwash brummagem parsimonious celerity humidor tome extortionate modicum motherfuckinglyballs ostentatious wads of pricks. David Arquette was the best thing that ever happened to the universe.
  
  The end

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• myspace.com/tutsluts
  
  compadres:
  head bangs
  808
  whales whailing
  magick orchids
  allan boothe/humble cub
  the blood bank

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